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i was having a great day today, slacked through chinese class, did some weights, went for my acupuncture, everything was going well and i went home. so i was jus sitting there playing com when my father comes over.
"hey, i booked a flight to turkey, you'll go with me to work for two weeks there."
REALLY? WITHOUT CONSULTING ME IN ANY MANNER WHAT SO FUCKING EVER?
so i say "fuck no" or something with about the same meaning. and then he starts to prattle on about how i should see the world and all that shit, and how i said i wanted to find work in the first place. (that's a normal teenager's idea of a holiday job? i had no idea)
look, it all sounds like he's trying to be really parentlike and all that good fuck, but if you knew my father like i do then you'd realise that its his way of responding to a slight i gave him a few weeks back, when i said he acted like a kid (he ignored me when i told him to move away from the tv, then started shouting vulgarities at me for no reason.)
so the idea was that since i hadn't "acted like an adult" and told him everything i planned to do during the holidays, he was going to hold my hand and ensure i didn't play through the holidays, thus proving that i'm still immature and he's an adult.
no shit. since when did adults have to tell their parents everything they do. i tell him in no uncertain terms that there's no way he can make me go, and he responds by saying "i won't let you attend JC then."(i have to emphasise that he is being completely serious) great response, threaten the very thing your son's worked for the whole year because he won't agree to some shitty trip you unilaterally planned. real mature.
i'm not saying i don't want to go overseas sometime, and i'm certainly not saying i think singapore is the best place in the world (not if they ban porn and make you do NS), but to just tell your son something so big, so casually, when he's tired after training, in such a non-compromisable manner, just reeks of bad parenting. if i had more likeable father i might have still agreed to the trip.
and i'm not saying i'm right to not tell my holiday plans to my parents, but do they need to know? no. do you tell your parents everything you're doing for the holidays? maybe their jus being paranoid that i'll just keep playing and end up failing again like in sec 3, but i believe i've shown that i can handle myself reasonably well when left to my own devices throughout the course of this year. i don't care much for their trust (though it helps when i want to buy stuff), but doing this jus makes me feel that i've been undermined, as usual.
if you've read this far, i have to apologise for the whining. but time and time again my parents do these things to really piss me off, and worse of all they are completely oblivious to the fact that i have every right (well, almost) to feel that way, and act like i'm just going through that rebellious adolescent phase. concessions like "i know we nag alot" are meaningless words that they speak to make themselves think that they're being understanding, and are quickly undermined by other gems such as "we're your (fucking) parents, so you'll do what we tell you to/ tell us all your plans/ talk to us even though we have nothing to speak about/ not speak back to us even though we may be in the wrong" and "i heard you did badly for english last term." (no shit, i only got A1, much appreciated)
what do i want to do now? meh, kill them in their sleep. i'd like to do it more honourably, but being the pussy i am i'm unconfident of beating up an ugly 45 year old man with a bulging belly. knife into the chest, rip downwards into the abdomen, spilling guts and waste onto the bed, shock and horror on their faces as their lives are extinguished and all that stuff. i'm not being serious.
maybe they wouldn't be such insufferable assholes if they actually had sex once in a while. just a (really disgusting but not unreasonable) thought.
today chong yee of all people asked me to post something, which surprised me actually because i didn't think anyone actually reads. but then i was reminded that this blog wasn't actually created with the expectation of readership of any kind, so i'm posting now haha.
so lets talk results first. seems like despite me doing almost everything in my power during the exam period NOT to do well, i'm set to go for jc. in fact, with my physics and ihe exams doing exceptionally well, i might even have a chance to get 1. something. It was actually something i was aiming for at the start of the year, but somewhere around june i slackened off and gave up on the idea, so i don't think i really deserve it even if i got it. though ill be able to use it to get my parents to buy me stuff... probably.
anyway next year is definitely going to be tougher than this. i've heard lots of people say "i jus want to get to jc". and then wat? you're going to get owned if you don't work even harder. and i just don't work as hard as i can. probably because im scared that i'd fail even if i did my best, its jus so much easier to say " if i worked harder i could have done it" instead of " i did my best but it wasn't enough... im a noob". so ill have to change that over the holidays.
to do that i've set myself a small checklist of productive things to do so that i get used to working hard.
1. learn guitar
as much as i like children of bodom, i can't consider myself a real fan unless i learn how to play at least a LITTLE, so i'll try to learn some basic stuff over the holidays, with the final goal of learning a COB song in say.... five years? haha alright maybe seven years.
2. learn finnish
finnish is an awesome language for a few reasons. one, finland is an awesome country. roughly same population as singapore, but they've got a stable economy, some of the best guitarists in the world, a former javelin world champion, a top selling mobile phone company etc etc. two, its got tons of swear words such as "Vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi" or "The spring of cunts and the late winter of dicks" (its from wikipedia, they have an entire page dedicated to finnish profanity). three, finnish just sounds nice.
3. learn to do something useful with my com.
probably something like using photoshop or excel (yes i don't know how to use excel), which will probably be useful next year during projects or watever. or video making though i would have to get some software then (windows movie maker sucks!)
4. study some JC topics
you know, just so i know what's coming up next year.
5. part time work
alright, i jus wan some money haha.
okay so that's that. now on to the next topic. MY PORN SITES ARE BANNED.
imo its total bullshit from the government. i mean i wouldn't expect it to approve of online pornography (does offline pornography actually EXIST?), but you shouldn't try to push your morals onto others, particularly when we're PAYING to use the internet. i personally don't find pornography moral reprehensible at all (whether or not i have any morals is another matter). i won't elaborate too much on that, suffice to say that I'M HORNY and i'm not likely to get any real life sex.... ever. and if onliine porn really does cause social problems, is it really advisable to just ban them outright? its kind of like an overprotective parent shielding her child from all unsavoury experiences, causing the child to literally die from shock when he has to step into society ("OH. MY. GOD. that guy just totally said the f- word!!!"). i personally haven't experienced much in the way of governmental efforts at sex education, so maybe the government is just holding too many talks with north korea? (haha, i don't even know if sg talks with nk)
and let's face it, there are other more banworthy forms of media which singaporeans are exposed to, such as the steaming rubbish that mediacorp churns out. my brain literally melts when i watch a channel 8 drama.
or maybe im just whining because my porn got taken away... found new ones tho HAHAHAHAHA u cAnt b3Et 7eh internetz.so just one last topic, some recent children of bodom releases.have a look at this videoi like creedence clearwater revival for their laidback old school sound, and this song is quite the classic imo now have a look at this videoAWESOME AWESOME....now before you start hating them for cob for ruining a good song. have a look at the lyrics.and you'll realise that this song must have been written while CCR were high on drugs, which makes it perfect for a metal band to cover. and besides, its all in fun and its actually not a bad cover.of course the video was released to promote COB's new cover album, skeletons in the closet, which is basically a compilation of all the covers they've done over the years. its one of the reasons why they are so awesome. which other band can boast of covering michael jackson, CCR, rihanna, axel frog, the ramones etc etc? thats right, NONE COB WIN.dancing midgets ftw HAHAHAHAHAcoincidentally COB's awesome keyboardist Janne Wirman has released another album through his side project, Warmen. its titled "japanese hospitality"
and here's a joke.
A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded,"Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, fires off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" The mother, a little annoyed by the line of questioning, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."The little girl, frustrated, sulks until she is dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consults with her girlfriend about the conversation she had with her mother. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything.Later, the little girl and her mother are out and about again. The little girl starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"The little girl shrugs and says, I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds.""Where did you learn that?"The little girl says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."
CHAO OUTSIDE MOTHERFUCKASSS
Random: "hey de sheng, how was physics paper today??"
De Sheng: "well...." * takes out knife and sticks it into Random's gut, then proceeds to cut downwards, splitting his scrotum in half and leaving him lying in a pool of his intestines, testicles, blood and sperm*
De Sheng: " something like that"
if i make it through i promise i'll study much harder next year..... just like i promised last year
MY GOD PLEASE NO RE EXAMS I WANT MY HOLIDAY!!!
dont feel like sleeping so ill just post abit.
blogger interface for me is kinda fucked up suddenly, i dunno why. but it works so i dont care.
physics got B3, which is okay normally but when compared to the rest of the class this time round, kinda sucks.
3.5 for msg, mainly due to failing humanities and C6 for physics. and im still not doing anything about that. just asking for fail.
i'm jus like that. once it becomes apparent that i have even a slight chance of making the grade (ie. passing sec 4), i'll slack off. case in point, i still have five chinese compres, an english compre and srq to do.
okay its not so bad. i did like 5 chinese questions alrdy. almost there.
so well if i fail this year ill know who to blame.(ms siew.... jk)
anyway on to a less local topics.
american idol got ellen degeneres as their new judge. as much as i like her i really hate idol so i dunno what to make of it. i guess it reeks of bullshit, hiring someone with no musical experience to speak of to judge a singing competition. ohwell i suppose i should jus ignore the things i dont like.
caster semenya revealed to be a hemaphrodite. it shuts up the ppl saying they tests were racist and all but i think her feelings weren't taken into consideration. no one would like to be recognised as a hemaphrodite and whoever let it out in the public is really irresponsible.
steven gerrard scored a headed brace. which is about as common as seeing exploding chicken nuggets.... dipped in soy sauce. considering frank lampard even joined in to give some head, its safe to say that all omens point towards england winning the world cup.
englands womens team made it to the euro 2009 finals and promptly got thrashed 6-2 by germany. its okay girls, you were pretty close. i mean they only scored 3X the goals.but seriously german women are not to be fucked with. reigning world cup and 5 time european champions. bet you $10 they could beat singapore mens team. yes i said it singapore soccer SUCKS. BALLS.
i watched an s. league match just now. okay thats a local topic.
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so heres a joke.
Sam and John were out cutting wood when John cut his arm off. Sam remained calm, wrapped the arm in a plastic bag, and took the arm and John to a surgeon.
"You are in luck," said the surgeon. "I am an expert in re-attaching limbs. Come back in four hours when I have completed the operation."
So Sam returned in four hours and the surgeon said, "I did it faster than I expected. Jon is down at the pub."
Sam rushed down to the pub and was amazed to see John playing darts.
A few weeks later, Sam and John were cutting wood again when John accidentally cut off his leg.
Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and John back to the same surgeon.
"Legs are harder," said the surgeon, "but I'll see what I can do - come back in six hours."
Sam returned in six hours and the surgeon said, "I finished early - John's playing football."
Sam went to the field and to his surprise found John kicking 50 meter torpedoes.
A few weeks later, Sam and John were cutting wood again, when John accidentally cut off his own head.
Sam put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of John to the surgeon, confident that the skillful surgeon would do the job.
"Gee, heads are really difficult to re-attach," the surgeon muttered, "but I'll see what I can do - come back in 12 hours."
Sam had barely stepped out the door when the doctor called him back.
"I'm sorry Sam, John's dead."
Distraught, Sam screamed at him "But why? You said you could save him!"
"He suffocated in the plastic bag you dumbass."
hihi sorry for not updating again, ill make it short this time tho.
failed geog, bottom of class in fact. sucks, but not unexpected.
i think i did pretty well for the second physics test tho, but im not celebrating yet.
im going to link zhao xun after this :p.
bought teachers day presents for the first time in four years. nothing special, just ferrero roche's (is that how oyu spell it?) and red pens. didnt write my name or anything though, so i hope they don't find it insincere. i honestly don't buy presents very often.
went to play badminton with primary sch ppl today. for one hour of badminton i payed alot. $14 for the two courts i booked, $21 for shuttles and $5.90 for a new racket grip (my old one was three years old, IT DISINTEGRATED IN MY HAND.)
add this on to the almost $20 i paid for the gifts, and im one poor motherfucker right now. :'C
found an interesting video on stomp.
http://www.razor.tv/site/servlet/segment/main/news/35250.html;jsessionid=C6CCD6BCB2CD015925635002E520AB6D.00
and heres a canadian guy on youtube talking about it. his accent is fake, its jus to be funny (he is quite funny tho)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncY2rtVHKF8&feature=sub
personally, i wouldn't hit a woman. (well, i'd hit my sister but i don't see her as a female). but what kind of man would just stand there and get smacked IN THE BALLS? fine if you don't want to hit her back, but at least run away before she shatters the family jewels? dumbass.
haha indeed quite short, heres a joke:
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
"Nah, she can order for herself."
and another just for good measure:
A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
cheers ^^
hey im updating now. i know its been about a week and i sed id update regularly, but guess what, i lied. anyway today alot of things happened that i wan to talk about, so this post should be super long. so only if you have nothing better to do in the next ten minutes or so you should read on.
but first things first, can you see my children of bodom text? i used it for the lyrics at the side and my profile info. i guess if you don't have it installed on your com you can't see it, but anyway here's what it should look like:
yea so on to the real blogging. woke up today to find an sms from my mother saying my fathers uncle had died from a car accident, and i had to attend his funeral with the rest of my family after school. needless to say i didnt want to go, i mean i don't even know who that guy was. and if you don't know someone then theres really no reason to go to his funeral, or you'd be compelled to go to every funeral on the planet. but i couldn't get out of it, so i decided to skip training and jus go home early to bathe and play abit before i went, and i told my junior that i was going to attend the funeral of a car crash victim. and he said "you mean the one that was reported in the papers a few days ago?" and i said "no, it can't be". but guess what, IT WAS. turns out he was some kind of big shot, haven't really read carefully. and he died on tuesday i think. haha guess ive been isolated in boarding sch. so i went home and did my stuff then met my parents and we went walking around the dirty streets of paya lebar looking for some chicken rice stall which was actually quite good but i didnt eat that much cuz im already fat. then we got into the car and my father drove us to ubi road, you know, that place with all the car showrooms.i was thinking "aren't we supposed to be at a funeral?", well then he turned right and suddenly we were at ah sengs funeral parlour (not the real name, obviously). a funeral parlour right smack in the middle of honda, chevorlet, buick etc etc showrooms. haha have to admit i was surprised. the place was fricking noisy, so glad i had my earphones on. you know those void deck funerals where the monks have chants every now and then? well, apparently for big shots, they don their full golden robes and erect a altar and chant into freaking microphones on it. there were lots of people there too, sitting around at the like 20 tables and jus chatting. ya, just chatting, no one was grieving or anything, guess they cried enough the previous days. i had nothing to do, so i jus took a seat and stared at the chanting monks face on, hoping id distract them or smth. quite childish, but i was bored. anyway they totally ignored me so i guess i failed, they dont get paid for nothing after all. then i moved seats to seat with the relatives i actually knew. then suddenly i saw this guy. HE WAS FROM FRICKING HWA CHONG!! zomg hes some fat nerd with glasses and weird body odour that i kind of despise even though i don't really know him. we're fucking related?? oh well anyway he was moving around enthusiastically, trying to get the funeral running as smoothly as possible.... yeah he was handing out drinks to everyone and everything. so i decided to stare at him. i knew he noticed, but he pretended not to. so thats one story i have to tell from today, i jus had to write that to make up for the extreme boredom i suffered. on to the next story i got my NS letter today. apparently i turned 16.5 years old yesterday. its hard to think that soon ill be a proud national serviceman training to defend his country.. what bullshit more like wasting two of the best years of my life huddling around sweaty fat guys pretending like what we're doing actually has a meaning and hoping i dont die in a drill gone wrong. are we actually so naive to think that if any of our neighbours so wished to attack us, we could actually repel them? no we fucking cant we have a population of 5 mil and only half of those are guys and our average height is 1.7m (though our neighbours frankly dont fare much better). in other words national service is pretty much useless. I DONT WANNA GOOOOOOO had ihe and maths test today, latter first. maths was quite ok considering i hadn't really studied. if all the questions i did were perfect then i should get 80%, if they weren't then i cant really complain cuz i didnt work hard enough. then it was ihe. i was trying to cram some last minute info iin during recess, i dont know why i do that, it always makes me jumpy. so i got jumpy and punched the wall, a little too hard. my knuckles are kind of red and swollen now, ouch. anyway ihe was a total bust, im almost certain to fail but the rest of the class didnt seem to do too well either, so i guess everyone will get bad results along with me, which somehow makes it seem better. ok thats all i have to say but just to make the post a little longer ill add this lame joke Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other' up.The brown-haired kid said, "My father is way better than yours."The blond came back, "Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.""That's what my father says."
i was just browsing around digg.com for some interesting stuff to read when i came across this headline.
"Firefighters start fires to get extra pay"http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2009/08/03/firefighters-start-fires-to-get-extra-pay/
and it had a related article titled
"Man has boss killed to avoid layoff ... loses job anyway"http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2009/06/30/man-has-boss-killed-to-avoid-layoff-loses-job-anyway/
well seems like the recession really makes people do all sorts of things.
then i came across this headline
"7 Terrifying Giant Versions of Disgusting Critters"
i knew i was going to be disgusted, i knew i was going to get nightmares and become really fucked up and not be able to study and fail my ihc test, but i couldn't resist.
*click*
OMGWTF!!
i would put some of the pictures up, but i don't want stuff like that on my blog. so if you want to have a look, heres the link http://www.cracked.com/article_17579_7-terrifying-giant-versions-disgusting-critters.html.
pictures featured include 1) bird eating spiders 2) eight feet (183cm) wide jellyfish 3) snails the size of your fucking hand.
i love digg
on a seperate note, i found out my sister actually did something to my stuff while locked up in our room that day. she deleted almost every song (300++) i had inside my phone. but its ok, i'll take the high road and forgive her. its not her fault that shes a bitch.
well actually it is. anyway heres another joke:
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?
Peter said, 'I am sorry , but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.
That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us your good manners?
I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner.
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